Things I like not

Not realising I'm out of balance


Egg yolks


My feet


Apples


Mustard


Missing trains


Public bathrooms


Feeling so hungry you're nauseous


Low marks (yes, I geek)


Fungus


Dentists


People using 'fag' as an insult


Me using 'fag' as an insult


Flu


Buses


John Le Carre


Feeling tongue tied


Funerals


Names like Paul or Jackson


me

No, I will not be coming out to play.